Verbal: ( NP Definition): A voiced commitment to show up early in the morning to receive a dose of sweaty hugs and positivity. Those who break a verbal shall have to report to their tribe members who will gladly dish out the prescribed punishment “We Missed You.”
We get it Baltimore. We were all a little sleepy this morning, a little down, a little glum some might say. The Orioles can’t seem to get their shit together and as a result we all suffer. For those of you who were weeping quietly into your pillows late last night after watching the O’s…we understand. Maybe you had a few extra pops to numb the pain. We get that too.

