NPxNPS (DCA)

November Project DC has been working out on the stairs at Lincoln Memorial for over 2.5 years. We’ve had minimal disruption to our workouts – we’ve, occasionally, been asked to not run the steps, either due to weather on a particular day, or at the discretion of the officers on duty. We’ve always listened, and moved or adjusted the workout as needed. Very frankly, we’ve been here for 2.5 years without a permit to do so. read more

The United State of November Project Women (DCA)

First Lady Michelle Obama took to her Insta account – you know the one, you check it first thing in the morning to see if your triceps are like her triceps, find out what veggies sprouted in the White House Kitchen Garden overnight, and read inspirational messages off graduation caps to get your day started? Oh, no? That’s just me? Cool. Let me update you – to announce, along with her Woman Squad (sometimes we refer to those people as “friends”), the first ever United State of Women Summit. No, no. Not United States. The United STATE of Women. read more

We Missed You Dr. Sasha (DCA)

It’s a weekish late, and no dollars short. GOOD LUCK TO CONNECTICUT, you may need it…

Four score and two years ago, our beloved Sasha convinced me to #justshowup to this crazy thing where creatures run and hug and burpee and chin-tickle and stuff at sunrise. Two years later and she was still at it. Just last week she convinced Rocky and me to join for her “last NP workout” (before she graduated medical school and moved away to start her residency in pediatrics… at Yale #humblebrag). read more

DisCo Notes (DCA)

DisCo notes are not a thing. WISCO Notes, better known as Wisconsin Notes, most definitely are a thing. A tried and true thing. SO MUCH SO, that they make a repeated appearance in the November Project Book.

Preview from the book, AND, a reason for this super short blog: “When the Madison, Wisconsin, tribe came on board, they complained about having to wade through the Boston blog posts. These just-the-facts, straight-shooters wanted the straight dope. So Wisconsin Notes was born, a cliffnotes of sorts written for the Madison tribe.” read more

Bring it up (LOW and) Slow (DCA)

A WHIRLWIND RECAP OF ANNOUNCEMENTS

  • This one is actually not a recap, it’s new. HAVE YOU SEEN HOW HARD HANNAH IS RACING? #BELIKEHANNAH
  • Back to recap-mode. A shitty announcement made so much less shitty by SAM. #BELIKESAM Sam had plans to come to his FIRST ever NP. Last night he thought to himself, “Man I have all this stuff to bring what will I do with it?” His friend was like, “Don’t even worry man just bring a bag and drop it on the side.” And then a thought occurred to Sam. “WHAT IF EVERYONE BROUGHT BAGS THAT MIGHT BE UNSAFE.” So Sam decided to bring a very small bag, one that he could wear at all times. He brought a backpack and wore it for the entire time, never leaving it alone, never making someone else run with it, never attracting unwanted attention from park and/or cap police. #BELIKESAM (..don’t bring a bag. if you MUST bring a bag, bring a small one that you never take off..)                                          NP_3.09-44
  • HAVE WE MENTIONED THAT YOU NEED A PARTNER FOR FRIDAY?? Here are some stellar examples of people meeting people and running with said people. You have today and you have tomorrow. Prepare. (By finding a partner.) Once you have a partner, pls proceed.
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    We missed you, SC. (DCA)

    No, not that SC. But please, cue this up while you’re reading to really get in the mindset of the correct, SC.. The one and only, Stephanie Cencula.

    Now Steph, we know what you’re thinking…. “But GUUUUUYYYSSSUHHH! I’m sick and those rules aren’t real!” Well they were real that day I wore a vest! It’s time you learned a hard lesson. read more

    NP gives jobs away! FOR FREE! (DCA)

    Ever been recruiting someone and they’re not buying it and you get to your last resort and you’re like, “are you single? trust me there’s tons of fit dudes and hot ladies..” and then you sort of question who you are for a second? NEW TACTIC ALERT. Pls rd. Julie’s blog, then start offering strangers this, “oh you’re unemployed? dissatisfied at your current job? let me tell you about this November Project group, they give out jobs. for free.” read more

    Going Beyond Just Showing Up (DCA)

    IN THE FUTURE, when there are many logistical announcements like answers to, “Where is the workout on Friday?” they’ll go here. Probably. For now, the workout is TBD and the answer will be formally published on facebook, twitter, instagram and the like.

    FOR NOW, PLS HELP ME IN GIVING A WARM WELCOME TO YOUR FIRST-FAR-FROM-GUEST-BLOGGER, GRANT KLEIN…12491834_1555686778084827_6822121468446422510_o read more

    Wednesday’s Blog (DCA)

    Danny, Steve and myself consider each other to be amongst the most brilliant, enlightened, and captivating people around.

    THE END.

    I’M KIDDING.

    SORT OF.

    Truth is, our jokes are getting old, (although, we’re in fact getting younger – it’s very similar math to when Danny says there’s 1 minute left in a workout), our inspirational calls to be #weatherproof when we’ve had the moderatest winter in recorded history (ever since Steve started his PhD in recording mildly interesting things through science), and Kaelan can’t decide if it would be a funny joke to write, Kaelan’s too pretty to write blogs or if people would think she’s lost her mind, this isn’t a diary you can’t just write how pretty you are. read more

    Kaelan is trying to beat Matt Cassi in the Sunrise 6k (DCA)

    1. Excellent work on the ZERO bags today, dudes and dudettes. If you didn’t bring one A+; if you did bring one and you ran with it A+; if you brought one and you made someone else run with it, I don’t know if we can consider it an A+ but I’m a fan of your work.
    2. I wasn’t doing anything as scientific as timing (I was wearing a watch, but you know when it’s cold and your watch gets stuck under your long sleeves with the thumb holes and it would take 99% more effort than you’re willing to exert to actually dig the watch out?) today, but 5:30 AND 6:30 finished that workout considerably (but unscientifically) faster than they ever have before. Were there fewer of us? Maybe. Is it unseasonably warm and we’re running like it’s summer? Enjoy it. ARE WE GETTING FASTER? IDK MAYBE.
    3. Next Wednesday it is either the shortest or longest day of the winter or the summer. Wear an exorbitant (under over on how many tries spelling that word took??) number of glow sticks to celebrate. I’ll be accepting glowing highlighter neon prizes for figuring out how seasons and sunlight work within the week.
      1. I googled imaged if for you so you have an idea of how cool this idea could be.
      2. Want me to google map you to the nearest CVS with glowsticks?
      I was hoping to have a longer list. Just so I could prove Steve wrong. SUNRISE 6K is on January 6th. We’ll be running 6 kilometers. Just over 3 miles. Why? Because running a 5K is like when Adam Sandler tried to tell us it was cool to pee our pants. We’re runners, it happens, and it’s not that cool. A 6k is though.

      Things you could do BEFORE THE 6K

    4. Join me in trying to beat Matt Cassi.
    5. Choose your own person to try to beat.
    6. Shit talk to their faces (or on a blog, with possible double digit viewership).
    7. LOOK UP YOUR TIME FROM THE LAST 6K.
    8. Look up your friends’ times.
    9. Look up times from the San Francisco tribe (did they win last time?)
    10. Pick a random person on FB from another tribe and poke them, then tell them that you’re trying to race the 6k. Game on.
    11. Train?
    12. Come to every NP btwn now and January 6th.
    13. Come to HALF OF THE NPs btwn now and January 6th.
    14. #verbal for the 6k
    15. Come to every NP that you’re in DC for before January 6th.
    16. #traverbal over your christmas vacation.
    17. IDK, MAKE FLOTUS YOUR BFF AND BRING HER TO THE 6K.
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