Is there something in the water? Are people going to far too many holiday parties? Plainly, what is GOING ON in Washington, DC?! Three WE MISSED YOUs in a week — c’mon Tribe, get it together.
This one goes out to you, JackyCat. And don’t even try that “it was my second last night in America” crap because we’re not buying it. Ever heard of November Project exceptionalism? It means that we go to workouts no matter how hard we partied the night before. So Jack, what happened?
NOTE: I think because you’re from Australia all the pictures just oriented themselves down under –weird how that happens.
Did you get caught up in some James Bond-esque scheme? Were you playing an insanely high stakes poker game in order to defeat a super villain? Surely, this must have been the case.
Or maybe you got lost on your bicycle? I know the right side-up streets of DC can get confusing sometimes. AND NOT WEARING A HELMET EITHER?!?! FOR SHAME, JACKYCAT, FOR SHAME.
Wait…were you caught up knocking a ball around with a stick, trying out for the Kookaburras possibly?!? THAT would have been a better excuse.
Or maybe you were kicking it with the Pope?! I don’t know how good ole Francis would feel about breaking a verbal, I’m pretty sure that’s a sin.
Whatever the case is, Jack, whatever your ‘reason’ for missing YOUR LAST WORKOUT IN AMERICA, we’re not mad, we’re not angry (I am, admittedly, sort of angry) we’re just … disappointed.
We did, and we will miss you, Jack! PS — don’t even try to tell me that “breaking a verbal was on that Things to do in America List.” Not. Buying. It.
Now for the fun part — Readers, we need your help. Find a stock photo of the American flag
like so: 
and post it on Jack’s facebook wall with the message, “AMERICA misses you, Jack!” Jack is hopefully on board an international flight right now. The idea is to blow up his Facebook so that by the time he lands, he knows how much the U.S. of A misses him. Get started on that homework!
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