Silently camouflaged against the sky’s inky backdrop, our warriors set out for specialized covert training.
Our secret techniques to infiltrate Baldwin Park: scale walls and stairs, side-kick + squats, strengthen core with sit-up punches and set fire to our quads with meditative wall-sits.
Beware: Orange Saboteurs!!! Ninjas know to be on alert. Always. Lest you be tagged with the fate of the citrus. (10 burpees if a fellow Tribe member catches you off guard and passes you the fruit.) Others who should have been vigilant: sneaky neighborhood residents jogging through our workout that ALSO wore black sensible garments of choice for infiltration — yes, some nonaffiliated jogger got the ninja-memo, was head-to-toe in black spandex. Sir, we orange-tagged you anyways and hope you will join us next week for overdue burpees.
Thank you for coming this morning, you stoic, fearless, powerful ninjas!!!
HOMEWORK — 3/29 Wed: practice for Recruitment Month (April) and bring a friend!
NEWS:
- 3/24 Fri 8:30pm – Matt G’s band performing at Rogue Pub
- 3/25 Sat morning – road races! Wear #grassrootsgear & tell us about your run!
- 3/25 Sat – ‘NP_ORL’ Storm the Castle. Join us! And you cannot see the link, please contact a Tribe friend to add you to the Facebook group.
- 3/25 Sat 8:30pm – FREE Spin Class (Thanks, Claudia!) at Downtown Orlando YMCA. Bring friends. Show up early to claim your seat! It’s glowing- and Beyoncé-themed!!
- April is Recruitment Month. We need YOU to help grow our Tribe. Inviting one friend makes a difference. Aaaaaaand we’re gonna make a friendly-competition out of it: Top 10 Recruiters get prizes (i.e., Disney Park Pass, The North Face gear, lululemon shwag, NP Buffs).
#recruiteveryone
You meet at 6:29am Wednesday at Baldwin park?
Are you the cia?I just asked if you meet at 6:29am on Wednesdays at Baldwin Park?I’ve solived 7 math problems and can’t post.Do I need Mulder and Scully?