“At least you didn’t get a creepy gorilla. Instead you got an adorable 3 year old bringing you flowers. What the fuck?”- Dan Clayton
I didn’t even lead the warm up this morning. My lazy ass barely made it around the corner to meet the tribe and greet you all for a workout…that you were going to do. Granted yes, my body is semi-broken right now, but I could have at least stretched, planked, or joined the Walking Team duo of Rob Cannon and Nick Buck. But instead I rolled out of bed just in time to throw my hair in a towel, put on my slippers, and tell you all to shut the f up. ‘Twas the perfect way to start year 29.
We only woke up 82% of my neighbors and they are waiting until May to evict me, so overall, I’d say this morning couldn’t have gone better and I am so grateful for each and every one of you! Thank you for treating me like the high maintenance princess that I am.
See you all Monday, Fort Mason! 6:27 AM.
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HALARIOUS!