After I got off my daily phone call with Clayton to recite the ‘Tribe Pledge’ while kneeling in the corner of my bedroom and to coordinate outfits, I took a look outside to catch the first rays of sunshine shining through the trees. But there was no sun. Wtf. I wrote a status update yesterday boasting this magnificent sunrise the tribe would witness if they got out of bed for stairs and hugs. I put that on the interweb…and isn’t everything on the interweb true?
How was I going to explain this to the tribe? How was I going to distract them from the fact that, not only was there no sunrise, but you couldn’t see 10 feet in front of you while navigating up and over the Aggro Crag? I know. We will just do what we do every workout.
A simple formula of:
Make newbies feel welcome yet slightly uncomfortable +
Give them confusing workout instructions that end with “FIGURE IT OUT” +
Have them continuously run loops around the boombox and a screaming Sam Livermore to leave them feeling disoriented and vulnerable
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