Twerk-batas (DEN)

You like stairs? Awesome! We gave you stairs! You don’t like stairs? Awesome! we gave you stairs… plus a little spice. I’m talking a little bit of HIIT. That’s High Intensity Interval Twerking… I think. I’m pretty sure that’s what it stands for. Don’t quote me on that. The SarMajeral came together (mostly Molly) guns a blazing, with a plan to set your quads on fire! Yeaaaaa! PEW PEW PEW PEW PEW! Cause that’s how we do. Sometimes you’ve just gotta throw the old workout against the wall, turn it upside down, and shake it’s booty… figuratively speaking, of course…

Who knew that the stairs could be the easy part of a Convention Center workout?

Who knew that Woody could lift his feet up so high without showing off any woody?

Who knew that Molly has a little bit of trouble counting and keeping track of time? It’s OK… those aren’t vital skills to becoming a doctor.

Who knew that the soon-to-be-new-guy-but-for-now-is-a-traverballer, Bobby, could invert twerk so well? And he’s not the only one. Now that I know what you’re all capable of, retrospectively I’m disappointing in the lack of ass shaking at 6:15 in the morning.

I definitely feel like this is a safe spot to stop. If I keep going… I can feel this degrading into a never ending string of butt, poop, and sex jokes… and I don’t know if they’ll involve all 3! I’M NOT STICKING AROUND TO FIND OUT! So one last piece before this post comes to an end… a firm and juicy rear end…

Better Than Bedtime. It’s a thing. It’s not just a thing. It’s the best thing this weekend! So, what is the thing?
Step 1: Cut a hole in the box Show up to Curtis Park (32nd and Arapahoe) @ 2pm on Sunday in a sweet ass costume reminiscent of your favorite black and white era movie/TV star
Step 2: Run, laugh, and be merry all the way to a super duper secret location that serves alcohol, and where you can rest upon the backs of unicorns
Step 3: Profit! DRINK! Or don’t. You can just hang out, and talk and play and shit.

For more info, see our FB Event: Better Than Bedtime

NEXT Thursday (11/12): #free Yoga at LuluLemon lead by Samy Mattei of the River/ NP. Space is limited. Eventbrite tickets will go live soon. If you “purchase” a ticket, you are committed.

Have a beautiful weekend! Go leave someone better than you found them!


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