When is PRAC? What is PRAC? Who can go to PRAC? I still don’t get it, PRAC?
PRAC. PRAC. PRAC. PRAC makes perfect. PRAC is what you used call practice in college because you were just too exhausted to say the entire word. PRAC is a lot more fun that collegiate practice. WOW. PRAC is time in the sun. PRAC is time with your friends. PRAC is for meeting new people. PRAC is for testing your own retention rate of your yearbook photo stalk sessions. PRAC is dripping sweat. PRAC is maybe a little tipsy. PRAC doesn’t have to be tipsy. PRAC is about DC’s hottest new department Participation in Recreational Athletic Competition. PRAC is happening. PRAC is now. (No it’s not, it’s in September.)
PRAC starts at 3:17pm on Sunday September 13th.
PRAC is to be held at an undisclosed location with an entirely separate tbd beginning location (at which we will meet).
PRAC requires that you bring yourself. You wear your running shoes. You bring a YOGA mat (beg, borrow, probz don’t steal, or stack some towels WHATEVER you can do for free – don’t go buy a yoga mat unless you’ve been looking for the perfect occasion to do so, in that case let this be the straw on your camel’s back..). If you really can’t find one or don’t want to buy one, there will be SOME (not tons) available on location.
PRAC requires (WOW SO MANY RULES) that you come thirsty and hungry, or come as yourself and work up a thirst and a hunger. You will need a couple dollars to then fulfill those bodily demands.
Let’s recap for a sec, PRAC will entail moving your feet quickly from one location to another as a group – WE WILL LEAVE NO MAN BEHIND. After that, get ready to get bendy, breathe deeply and find our namaste together. And finally, we’ll do all those things Steve likes to do on Sunday like chill and eat and brew out with his bros. Or whatever.
So, this is where it gets tricky. The FIRST (#raceeverything) 250 people to purchase a FREE ticket for PRAC online will get spots. Don’t fret, we have some wiggle room with the 250, but our space is cool, like really fucking cool and the fire marshall wants to keep it cool, like NOT ON FIRE COOL, like 250 (plus a couple) cool. So, that’s the WHY for the tix.
UPDATE: TICKETS will go LIVE @ NOON on Thursday, Sept. 3rd.
NEED MORE SHIT CLEARED UP ABOUT PRAC? (No you don’t, just show up.) BUT, MORE DEETS TO COME. PROMISE.
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