Daisy Me Rollin’ (DEN)

They hatin
Patrolling they tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty
Tryin to catch me ridin dirty

I’ll let Social Cha take over the rest of the song. She seemed super into it this morning. (Don’t worry! I was too!) Don’t know what I’m talking about? That’s ok… it was only the best knock-knock joke in NP5280 bounce history! Yeeaaaaa! Let that sink in! Let the FOMO(*)… or should I say FIMO(**) consume you! And it’ll never. EVER. happen. again.(***)

Fun fact: I’ve been living a lie! Yea. It turns out that I’ve litterally never run an antibody before… ever! I thought I had… but it turns out that the guy who used to talk in front of the group lied to me. F that guy!(***,****) Good thing Mass General Molly set me straight! The REAL antibody is hard, and fun, and a fully loaded high-five packed extravaganza! The workouts that my had hurts afterwards are always the best.(*****) Nice job racing, and high-fiving, and social-ing today. It’s always worth waking up for y’all.

Also chia bars. That was a thing too. Thanks Johnny Chia!(******) Make sure not to eat too many of those today. Because poop.(*******)

Have a beautiful weekend, and go leave someone better than you found them!
~Sarg

5:30 sexy family photo
5:30 sexy family photo

* FOMO: An acronym meaning Fear Of Missing Out
** FIMO: An acronym meaning Fuck, I Missed Out!
*** This statement cannot be verified, and does not represent the views, intentions, and opinions of the SarMajeral
**** I swear I didn’t mean it! Please keep coming, Sir Daniel!
***** This was one of said workouts… though my hand didn’t bruise today on acount of me wearing gloves and whatnot.
****** Maybe he’ll read this. I hear he doesn’t have Facebook or anything…
******* I’ve made that mistake before… Don’t do it… please

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