Complimentary Workout (DCA)

Seriously, this one is on us.

So there’s this guy, somewhere, who went through a TON of work to figure out that if you spend $365 on 365 different Starbucks cards, $1 on each, and each one registered to a different birthday, you can save a shit load of money and get “free” coffee for an entire year. You see, Starbucks is nice enough to give you one free drink a year on your birthday. Let’s face the facts in this scenario though, “free” is actually free minus the original $365. (Although, I guess, if you’re ordering trenti caramel macchiatos with an extra shot and extra whip on the reg, you just might earn that money back and then some).

Free always seems to come with a catch and complimentary somehow finds a way back to your bill. Not here though, November Project is free. Always has been and always will be. Free like, money shouldn’t be an obstacle to getting fit. Free like, spend your money on other shit you care a lot about. Free like, fallin’ with Tom Petty. Free like, the best things in life are free. Free like, “No, no, you’re definitely free at 6:30am, you have to try this workout.” Free, like NP is sbux on your birthday. Free like, we will never, EVER, charge you for a workout. Free like, where complimentary turns into complementary cause you’re so happy you don’t have to spend your workout time making money to pay for a gym that you spend that time coming up with genuine compliments for your workout friends.

Are you getting your money’s worth out of your workout? November Project is the trenti caramel macchiato with an extra shot and whip of workouts. You’ll get your money’s worth and then some.

For everyone’s FYI, if you’re this dude, keep registering for gift cards; you’ve figured life out and BONUS, you’re clearly caffeinated enough to come to every NP workout ever in every city, soo see ya soon.

WILD LOVE.

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