A Discussion with MH (DCA)

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But for real. It was cold as balls outside today and it was like no one noticed. Christine ran in a tank and shorts. A jacket, yet to be claimed, was ripped off mid hill, hot and sweaty like it was the middle of July. Jonathan didn’t even need his shirt for the 36 degree picture, just left it in a cold lonely pile of neon.

I bet Meridian Hill noticed. I bet if MH could talk, it would tell us, “Fuck it was colder than I expected it would be this morning. I’ve been jonesing for colder weather, but now that it’s here. I’m just no so sure. Maybe I’ll go light a fire in my fireplace. Dammit that’s probably arson. Maybe I’ll go crawl back into my bed. Dammit they don’t make beds big enough for fountains and fields and old stone steps. Maybe I’ll risk it with Spirit Air and book a vacay to Ft. Lauderdale. Dammit they charge so much for your baggage AT THE DOOR.”

It’s the start of what might be a tough winter, MH. But we got you. To us, hills are hills (you’re special though, don’t forget that, MH) and breakfast is breakfast and we’ll be here all winter long.

IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A REAL DISCUSSION WITH SOMEONE OR THING OTHER THAN A HILL… Maybe you could start a book club…

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Comin’ in hot. In April. Of 2016. But like all good marathon plans (I heard it’s a long book, small print, fewer pictures than you might expect) you should start prepping now…

November Project™ THE BOOK is a collection of words on paper in exchange for money about a FREE fitness movement. The book is for all levels of literacy. Our readers will vary from speed reading champions, professional readers, reading teachers, books on tape-ers, only read on planes when there’s nothing else to do-ers, current and former literary geniuses all the way to complete reading rookies and recent fall TV junkies just looking to kickstart their healthy life choices.

WILD LOVE.

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