No, not that SC. But please, cue this up while you’re reading to really get in the mindset of the correct, SC.. The one and only, Stephanie Cencula.
Now Steph, we know what you’re thinking…. “But GUUUUUYYYSSSUHHH! I’m sick and those rules aren’t real!” Well they were real that day I wore a vest! It’s time you learned a hard lesson.
We waited for you. We waited for you like…..
Like Rose waited for Jack
Like Blair waited for Chuck
Like Leo waited for an Oscar
Like Cady waited for Aaron Samuels
Like Hae waited for Adnan
Like Rob waited for Black Chyna
Like Glen Coco waited for candy canes
Like Kim waited for Kanye
Like Coach Carr waited for Trang Pak (in the projection room above the auditorium)
All to have our hearts broken. We gave you every opportunity to show face….pre-np miles….actual np….the run home from np….but you know what Molly Carroll says….you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make them drink. You chose to sleep in the bed you made. You chose to count your chickens before they hatched. You poked the bear. You let the sleeping dog lie. You bit off more than you could chew.
So Stephanie, we know what you’re thinking….is it too late to say sorry?
‘Cause I’m missing more than just your body
Is it too late now to say sorry?
Yeah, I know that I let you down
Is it too late to say I’m sorry now?
YES, YES IT IS TOO LATE. We aren’t mad, just disappointed.
We missed you, Estephanie Sen-soola.
XOXO, Gossip Girl
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