Badgers of Honour (DEN)

The Denver November Project tribe earned their wknd through a double-digit deck. When you just aren’t satisfied with meager single-digit card flips, you flip again, if it’s the same color card, sum the cards and pump out summed number of reps. This makes for a quicker deck, and dangerously sculpted triceps. Oh and then we ran suicides, on hills, uphill both ways. The hooligans of the Denver tribe don’t ask questions, they simply compete.

Thank you, Liz, for recruiting Cassie from your apartment gym. Thank you, Aaron, for having 5 friends. Thank you, Grammer, for feeding the tribe with baked goods. Thank you, Pace, for driving from Boulder at least once a week to play with us. Thank you, General, for attending to our first recordable injury. In the slightly paraphrased words of Eminem:
“I’m sorry Johnny,
I didn’t mean to hurt you,
I never meant to make you cry,
but this morning you ate it on the sidewalk.”
The tribe hopes you feel better quick.

Affectionately Yours,
Leuitenant Flan

Happy Hour. Friday 6:30PM. Historian’s Ale House: 24 Broadway, Denver, CO. 75F, Sunny, Rooftop.

Homework. Over the next two weeks, post photos of you while wearing Grassroots Gear to our Facebook page. This is easy for us, Denver. You finally get to show off your triple cork in the half pipe, dropping a cornice at A-Basin, base jumping, paragliding, parkouring, tail whip on your dirt bike, shifty at the skate park, kayak over class-9 waterfall, golfing… get creative, best pic wins a FREE summer trip to BOSTON. Sick.

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