A couple of months ago, November Project leaders across the land voted on superlatives for their fellow leaders. There was Shittiest Winter, Best Hometown Pride, probably some other things that I don’t know because I wasn’t a leader yet. While San Francisco is the best city in the world, we have a winter that’s anything but shitty and it’s very few people who live here’s hometown. But one thing San Francisco is known for is being a fit city, and your fearless leaders were voted The Fittest Leaders in the NP Kingdom. Now while I can’t take credit for this because I wasn’t even a leader at the time, I will say Paddy, Zip, and Laura seem pretty damn fit. But when you actually think about it, do leaders ever actually workout? Or do we just wave our hands enough in front of you guys that you think we’re the ones doing the work? I took a look through old photos to investigate.
Here’s Paddy and Zip making a breakfast feast while you all toiled away at PR Monday a few weeks back.
Here’s Zip and Paddy laughing on the steps while you see our badass tribe members sweating in the background.
And here’s Paddy, Zip, and even Laura standing in front of you all forcing you to squat all the way down to sit on the stairs after a leg crushing workout to listen to us ramble about stuff for a while, only to force you to get back up on those sore legs once we decide you’ve heard enough of us.
So if you look at it, I’m not really sure we’re the fittest. I’m pretty sure you’re the fittest, and we just take the credit. At least we’re doing a squat here, but mostly we’re just talking shit.
So thanks for keeping us looking good, tribe. We owe you one. Come to hills on Friday as we continue our Seven Summits Vert Challenge with a local favorite, Telegraph Hill. Meet at Coit Tower, 6:27am.
