You know you want to.
Just a taste.
It’s good for you, I promise.
Everybody’s doing it.
Yup. That’s right people. Peer pressure works. You all drank the Cowbell Kool-Aid this morning…and it really didn’t take much convincing on our part. You showed up (Step One). You listened intently to our cult-classic inspired workout plan (Step Two). You affectionately hugged 6 people in your immediate vicinity at our command (Step Three). You laughed at our jokes (Step Four). You agreed to stop, drop and exercise each time the Cowbell’s sweet song sang through the air (Step Five.) You, without much complaint, busted out a full Sebastian and THE END of our workout, just because we told you to…yup, it’s no wonder we’re feeling a little cultish today. The tribe is strong, like, really strong. And I don’t know about you, but I’ll take a bunch of sleepy eyed, super friendly, free workout loving, cult followers over the Redbull toting, headphone wearing, I paid for this shit, workout people any day.
Get out there and spread the love, spread the word…world takeover (Step SIX) is in your hands.
Be Happy. Be Strong. Be BRIGHT SD!
Super Important But Boring Announcements:
1. PR at Kate Sessions next Monday – get your game faces on! ONE shirt to tag – our brain cells appreciate it!
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