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Goooood morning Phoenix! I’m Phil Xander, and this blonde bombshell to my left is Nancy Powinski. Welcome to Fine Fresh Phoenix on AZ3: The Only News You Need In Your Feed™.
(forced chuckle) Thank you, Phil. Our lead story today, the excessive heat warning remains in effect—