We do it every day, so why not do it as a workout? An NPSF inspired game of Tinder went down at Tom McCall Waterfront Park today and it was nothing short of a disaster. Shelby forgot to yell “SWIPE RIGHT” as most of the tribe’s arms gave out from too many partner push-ups. The 30 minutes went on and the tribe did what they do best, improvised with drills they liked more.
We had visitors from Baltimore who bragged about being the first Baltimore tribe member with a PDX tag. HEY BALTIMORE… get over here!
Milwaukee represented with about 25 small children. Roger’s children. #Rogerisyourdad.
This goes without saying, the Tinder workout and “Fuck Yeahs” were borderline inappropriate.
The plank-off was a huge fail. Portland people are too strong and we had jobs to get to. We named 6 plank masters, all of whose names we forgot to record. So, come back next time.
Anyway, my hamster has a test to study for so I gotta roll.
Happy Wednesday!
PS: Trevor & Lisa are GETTING MARRIED! This powerhouse couple started a tribe in HONG KONG before moving back to the U.S. to join us here in PDX.
To celebrate tieing the knot, they (along with Rhino Pug) are hosting a workout this Friday! Join them and the peeps visiting from NP Hong Kong at the usual spot – Salmon Street Fountain – at 6:30AM this Friday for more #freefitness.
Guest post from Tribe member – and Plank Off leader extraordinaire – Natalie “NATO” O’Connor.
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