Novoppelganger Projoppelganger Doppelganger Day Three

Wisconsin Notes:
There are no Wisconsin Notes.

Today’s entry: Boy Band Edition (or anything that usually excites the young folks. Youths.)

Up first, Red (i.e. John DeBoer), Virginia Beach, VA. Red actually looks nothing like Ed Sheeran besides, you know, the redness, but according to the theme of similar-looking people that attract crowds of screaming girls, this is pretty accurate.

Next. Richard Hortness of NP Vancouver. Daddy Rich is from one of those Canadian cities with a nonsensical airport code (YVR). Kind of like Justin Timberlake, who’s from Memphis. Airport code for Memphis is MEM. What the heck? What is with this confusion?

Ryan Wooderson, November Project Denver. Check out that smolder. Ryan secretly dated Taylor Swift, and is the one she wrote about when she wrote this song. Ryan is a heartbreaker, will serenade you with his silky pipes, and wears breakfast foods on his clothing. He is the full package (Little known fact – the song, Red, is about Ryan as well, not about John DeBoer. Why would you assume I was going to say John?).

Shelby, Portland, Oregon. A numba one stunna. The cutest boy band member you’ll ever meet if you’re into guys with kind, smiling eyes and silky hair. A little bit like Justin Biebs. Are you a Belieber? Are you a Schuhliever?

Brian. L. Fisher. Seattle, WA. Doppelganger of Will Forte, who is a doppelganger of Mumford and Sons. I realize I spelled Fisch incorrectly under his photo, but it’s too late to change it.

Up next on the docket, Nadim Chin of Edmonton, Alberta, where werewolves come from. It’s only fitting that a man like Nadim looks like an actual werewolf (not a singer, I know, but still makes the ladies swoon).

Ivan Zvonar. The dreamboat from Worcester, pronounced Wooster, like Dooster, but with more of a WOO. Look at that grin. Woo, yeah.

Yes, I know, Maria Randazzo of NP DC is a girl. But of all these boy-band look-alikes, she is the most musically talented. Can’t you tell based on her blow up guitar? Yes, Maria is the coolest. She is the next big thing, the NBT that all the young ones will be idolizing in the next few years. Look out for her in the future; she’s the bomb.com.