Did you see that flash of blue this morning? That was Will Oberle passing you. You know the guy who looks like he’s dying a little bit as he stomps his way up and down the Alta Plaza steps.
Well today, we finally solved the mystery of how Will became the “fastest kid alive.”
Turns out slick Willie is engaged in a fight to the death with what he’s called the Fudge Dragon (his words, check the videotape). We can only assume this menacing creature has affected us all at one point or another but Will seems to be in a battle royale that just won’t end.
We wish you luck, Will. God speed. Oh, and here’s a map of all the public restrooms in SF.
Hills: Church and 18th.
Happy hour. Tonight at 6pm at Brewcade.
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