Laughs and things to do (YEG)

Testing, testing, 123…is this thing still on? Hello NP Can community I present to you a collection of bad jokes:

  • Why can’t fish sing on key? Because you can’t tuna fish
  • Whats made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe
  • You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany
  • I once tried to row across the Atlantic single handed…but I just kept going round in circles
  • Whats the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and last letter
  • If you are cold go stand in the corner. Its 90 degrees there
  • I’ve lost 20% of my sight…..sigh
  • Rob why don’t you stop telling terrible jokes and read a book instead…..that’s a novel idea
  • Its wrong to make a dad joke when you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa

Thank you thank you you can stop clapping and laughing at your screen I know I should quit my day job and go pro but this isn’t the time to discuss that haha.

I hope at least one of these made you laugh even just a little bit and I hope you are doing alright in your neck of the woods. Seeing your faces virtually and connecting with you has made a world of difference in my mental health and I looking forward to continuing to do so. I do not have much more to say other than that. Perhaps words of inspiration will come to me in the next few weeks but for now I just hope this helped bring a smile to your face and that you are doing well.

If you ever want to talk or feel like you need to connect with someone please feel free to reach out anytime.

Oh one last thing non-working out related. In this social distancing world I have found that playing games online with people has been a really fun way to stay connected. I cannot tell you how many games of Catan I’ve been playing with friends. Spy Fall has been a really fun one too. I am in no way affiliated with this document so please proceed with caution but it was shown to me and it has provided a lot of free entertainment maybe it will provide some for your too.

Keep being awesome,



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