Just. Stairs. June.

 

We run stairs

While in pairs

 

We run in pairs on stairs

We take the stairs in pairs

Bears with hair come

Bears with herbs come

Bears with hair and herbs and Serbs come

 

Bears run stairs with flair

I dare run stairs while bare

Bears with hair and herbs and Serbs stare

Laissez-faire I blare, no care

 

Chicks with shirts come

Guys with shorts come

Chicks with guys with shirts and shorts run

 

Let’s run stairs with shirts and shorts now

Let’s run stairs no shorts no shirts now

Let’s run with bears with hair while bare now

 

See that dirt on shorts and shirts

So much dirt on skirts and shirts

Chicks are quick with dirt on shorts

Guys are slick when short of shirts

We can kick with dirt shirts short shorts

 

Shirts on stairs stick

Shorts on stairs stack

Shirts on shorts on storks with sticks sit

Sticks stock shorts on stairs where tricks fit

 

Who’s bare?

We dare

Beats blare

Fair stairs

 

So…

We dared bare stairs while paired haired bears blared, quick trick sticks stuck, chicks stacked short shorts, guys stocked dirt shirts, Serbs with herbs and birds with small smirks, workouts make our bodies hurt

 

Our run is done, it was so fun now.

Thank you much for your bare buns now.

Wisconsin Notes

• We want you to get to know your community a little better, so we’re unveiling the Arizona Challenge. Each month, we shall challenge you to visit local businesses or areas of interest. Drop evidence of your visit on social media using the hashtag #NPPHXexplores. Each place you visit nets you one entry. We will have a random drawing for North Face gear, so the more you play the better your odds of winning!
• Monday’s hills will be led by the one and only Andrew Carmack, AKA DJ Drew. We will be at Piestewa. Check social media for the exact parking location. It will be spectacular, I promise you.

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