October 4, 2017
Wisco Notes Style:
- VISITORS TODAY: We actually had a Wisconsin resident and member of NP in the stadium this morning. He was enthusiastic and eager. He absolutely crushed the Newbie Meeting, and then then stairs.
- BIRTHDAYS: fair warning to everyone as the months get colder. If you don’t hustle to the group photo, you are not guaranteed a Birthday Boom. We won’t wait around for you, we’ll probably make good fun of you for being late for your own birthday.
- BUFFS: We are still selling NP buffs that you can ORDER HERE. They’re $5 each and you can get up to 4 per person.
- RECRUITING: It’s actually going to be summer for two more days (today and tomorrow) and then it will be that dark time of year when only the hearty head out of doors for fitness. Find ALL the hearty people you know and all the other ones you don’t know yet. Confirm they’re awesome human beings and #weatherproof AF by bringing them to an NP workout. They won’t regret it and you won’t forget it. It’s exactly like seeing a child eat ice cream for the first time. Watching long-lost family members reunited. And like winning the lottery. It’s exactly like winning the lottery. Make it happen.
- RAILINGS: just FYI all the caution tape around the odd looking railings we’ve been seeing in the stadium is for good reason. Whe n the caution tape actually blocks off a set of crimson stairs, it’s because the railings are not fastened down and could be super duper death-defyingly dangerous if you use the railings. So please DO NOT use the stairs if they are completely blocked off with caution tape. And for good measure, HR Karl asks that you just don’t rely on those railings for assistance getting up or down the stairs.
- HOMEWORK: Have a great day!
