I know that you have all been on the edge of your seats waiting for this, so without further ado, I bring you the recap of what went down in the mile high city before the sun rose:
Today we stepped out of our clovery comfort zone that is our “stadium” and got down and dirty with some partner workouts. Naturally, this was the perfect debut for “thrusties”(cred: MN tribe) and some other cool moves. Then, instead of the “run, deck, run” that our Boston parents do, we did a “flip, run, flip” until the decks were demolished. Our parks and rec manager friend, Joe, characterizes our Wednesday’s as the best “kind of organized chaos”. While it may have looked like people were running around aimlessly doing pushups and crunches while Ryan sang whatever song on the Top 40 list came to his head, we did actually have a system. Team Deck Dynasty won the deck race fair and sweaty before joining their competitors. In the end, everyone finished strong along side the team that decided to call themselves Team Bone Saw (questionable?). But no moment made me prouder then when I turned around to see Team War Tribe in a mid deck motivation huddle only to hear a giant Fuck yea come out of it. It was like watching your baby take their first step- I assume that is the feeling parents feel, I clearly have no idea. Finally, Cisco inherited the positivity broomstick from Katrina after showing us today for the first time how melodically he can bellow “fuck yea”. His research may be going nowhere, but now that he’s won this prized stick we think he’s achieved life’s most sought after gratitude and can hang up his hat (he’s actually about to graduate with a PhD). It’s so cozy being the filling of the NP POWER10 timezone sandwich. See you all this FRIDAY for HILLS. Lets try that again….
Molly
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