Dear NP-Denver tribes peoples,
Where were you this morning? You had us worried sick. As we ‘nommed on hills for breakfast, we couldn’t help but wonder, are you all okay? We know that none of you would intentionally break your verbals and leave your fellow tribes people to traverse hills alone. Perhaps you got lost in the perfectly numbered grid system that is the city of Denver, or perhaps you were taken by a clan of mountain lions while out observing the aurora borealis last night, or maybe you simply just had to see how this morning’s dream of you gladiator fighting Mel Gibson to the death for King of Sparta would end. Whatever you’re reasoning, please show us you are okay by showing up on Wednesday. We really, really missed you.