At most workouts, there are a few people who have never been to a workout before. We call them newbies. We say their names and clap twice. They’re great. Well this morning, we forgot to shout out one of our newbies: Ernie the French Bulldog. This was the workout through his eyes.
Wow. I think Mom should have let me sleep in this morning. Why am I awake and in the cold fog? I never wanted a friend named Karl anyways.
Oh jeez, we need to go down this hill? I was pretty ready to kick it here. Alright fine, I’ll go down but I am NOT coming back up. There’s a lot of people here. Who’s that guy with the backwards hat? I’ve seen him in NPLA photos a lot…
I’ve understood everything up to this point but this Irish guy is making no sense. Can anyone translate Gaelic? I’m a French Bulldog. This is all foreign.
Man, I wish there was another dog here. Where’s Rocky anyway? I heard he was the most handsome NP dog around but he’s becoming more of a myth with his lack of attendance. Just what I’m hearing on the streets.
People are really working hard. This workout looks tough. What are those speed skater burpee things Zip came up with? Slurpees? Slurpees. Hmm seems like people are struggling with the coordination of it all. Classic Zip confusing people with too many movements at once.
We’re done? Oh a burnout. I think I’ll just lick a couple faces while they’re close to the ground. This is where I shine. Mmm nice and salty. Hope these great looking faces show up Wednesday to get their picture taken!
Yearbook photos Wednesday. 6:15. Wear grassroots gear!
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