This morning, we planked… a lot. We also did some sprints, a good 18 minutes on the stairs, and we learned how to not get in the way of other people. This morning was nice.
But the EVEN BETTER part of this morning was not the workout, not the high fives, not even the sweat. It was the first installment of HUMP DAY HUMOR.
The Joke: Why didn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
I received a few really great answers, none of which were correct. Here are a handful (EDIT: ADDED A FEW):
- “It was flushed.”
- “It got too shit faced.”
- “It was rolled over.”
- “It was stuck on the chicken’s foot.”
- “It was feeling shitty.”
- “That’s not how he rolls.”
- “He saw too many skid marks.”
- “He was busy Charmin’ the ladies.”
- “He was scared shitless.”
Bravo, bravo, tribe. You were all so creative in your efforts to get the riddle right. But, alas, you were wrong.
The correct answer: Because it got stuck in a crack.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=caxrkaTnwoA
Alright, now go win your day.
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