Not that all of our blogs aren’t completely life changing, full of important shit and to the point…. But this one is going to be all three. Delivered directly to your face, like a Boston Creme pie from a carnival clown. If there’s anything I learned in my 29 years of living and 20+ years of schooling is that if you want to get people’s attention, you need to be DIRECT, SIMPLE, LOUD and BIG!
Let’s be honest, I may have a bummed legged but I’m still the same ol’ Capoze so we can scratch that DIRECT and SIMPLE — ain’t going to happen.
BUUUUTTT I’ve got the lOUD, BIG, COLORFUL, CRAZY and WILD part covered.
Good.
I should have your attention now.
Next Week is SUMMIT 5.0. Probably one of the craziest weeks this tribe will ever experience. So let’s get it right.
DO:
1. Show Up Here: MONDAY JUNE 5th @ NICKERSON Field at BU. This is where we are kicking off the week of Summit 5.0 Festivities.
(reread and digest that info before moving on)…
2. Show Up again WEDNESDAY JUNE 7TH AT COREY HILL PARK!!! SUMMIT AVE. HILLS. WEDNESDAY. HILLS. WEDNESDAY. 5:30AM and 6:30 AM.
(Let that sink in for a second, Keep saying it with me — WEDNESDAY. HILLS. WEDNESDAY. HILLS. And you guys thought that “W” cross country spice today was for WIN….It’s actually for ‘W’EDNESDAY HILLS. Don’t forget it)
3. Reading this is your #verbal to show up NEXT FRIDAY JUNE 9th at HARVARD STADIUM. 6:00 AM ONLY!
This is where 41 cities will unite for the craziest and most absurd Day. Workout. Weekend — this movement has ever seen.
Print this out, tape it to your forehead, to your front door (the side you exit out of in the morning), your steering wheel, your bike handle, your box of lucky charms. Sharpie it on both your hands front and back. #GrassrootsTatoos.
“I get it, I get it, How many times are you going to keep saying this!?”:
As many times as we can between NOW and NEXT FRIDAYS because there will definitely be people in a hazy, groggy stooper that wake up next Wednesday at 4:30 and proceed directly to the stadium because that’s what we’ve been doing for the last 5+ years. Don’t be one of those people. Sure you’ll get in a good workout, get your ass out of bed and be moving but it won’t be with hundred of awesome people and you’ll miss out on all the energy of SUMMIT WEEK!
Now that we all have headaches from the visuals in this blog, Payne and Em have contacted Corporate to learn about the co-leader “letting go” process and I’ve confused more of you than I’ve helped… I’d say my job here is done. For Today. Until we create more havoc tomorrow…
Speaking of Tomorrow, Saturday June 3rd We are gathering for the first ever SWEEPER SWIFTER B(R)OOM BOOM AT HARVARD STADIUM. Spring Cleaning if you will of Harvard before our guest arrive. WE’RE MEETING at 4 PM. Section 37. Bring you sweeper, swifter and your tools to pick up the shit we sweep — dustpans or your maybe newly upholstered lucky charms cereal box??! We’ll be grabbing dinner and drinks after.
Peace out Fuckers!
Capoze
