For the last day of November, we rocked bridges with our bitches and hills with our homies and I tried to speak Dutch. Some things went better than others.
Oost vs West: it was a tight race, but Oost came out on top. This is the only acceptable outcome of the story, by the way. But no matter which side of Amsterdam is better at carrying little gum-balls, ONE at a time, across a bridge, without being tempted to eat them all, every one of you bitches and homies won today. Here’s why: you all got to see who in the tribe lives on your side of town. Now, it’s your job to get your stalker game on and find out which of your new friends lives in your neighborhood. OR you can just ask them. OR you can just check the google doc (and fill it out yourself). Know why? Because having an accountabilibuddy, someone who is going to text you on Tuesday night to wish you sweet dreams and wake you up in the cold, dark, probably wet, Wednesday morning, is GOOD. You know Robbie lives in a baller apartment in the Jordaan, right down the street from you? Tell him you’ll meet him on the corner of Rozengracht and Keizersgracht at 6:05, rain or shine, to run, bike, swim, or fly over to NEMO together. Know that Roderick drives his lazy ass to NEMO right through your neighborhood every Wednesday morning? Wait, you didn’t know that he drives?! Called out. Tell him to man up, meet you on a random street corner in the far Zuid, and keep each other company on your journeys to NP. You get the picture.
Announcements:
December 17th: Save the date for our collaboration with lululemon athletica. We will be workin’ out, yoga-ing, eating, and watching the sunrise over Amsterdam.
Just love.
P.S. Estelle, Edoardo, Amr- my wonderful, beautiful, weatherproof future housemates- I see you.
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