Chuck.
Not only is this guy the people’s champion and the best high five greeter, but he is also a mind reader. Somehow he knew that I was going to put him on blast for missing so many NP workouts the last few months. I am sure that he has a perfectly good excuse, but that isn’t the point. Luckily, the guy showed up today which means someone must have tipped him off. Chuck isn’t the only mind reader in the group. Jeff Beach also randomly showed up today before he too was scheduled to get called out. Like Chuck, Jeff does a lot for the tribe. Jeff and his mom (where is mom?) often sweep the stairs after the monsoons so we can have a safe space to workout. So it has been super noticeable that he hasn’t been there to at least harass Trevor and I to sweep those puppies up so you guys don’t get hurt.
So instead of calling out Chuck and Jeff, I am going to call out:
Jamie and Francis.
Jamie had been coming consistently for years which was awesome. Even more awesome was that he brought his wife, Francis, to several of the workouts and everything seemed great. Then right after they roll in and take two of the best yearbook photos of the year, they literally just ghosted us. No warning at all. Just Poof. What the?
Katie Ellis
I didn’t see it at the time, but apparently this chick was just using us to rehab back from injury and to get her weekly dose of high-fives. It is pretty suspicious that as soon as she was healthy again, she vanished. She wants us to think that she can’t come anymore because she is in PT school, but last week she was spotted swimming at El Dorado on a Wednesday AFTER NP. So as expected. Total Farse.
So take note. Don’t think that you can come and be the greeters, stair sweepers, models, and injury reserve captains and miss a few workouts unnoticed.
Notes:
Lets sweep the stairs! I’m thinking next week we might have to incorporate that into the workout.
Southwest Collision Course: Joshua Tree Style. Sign up. September 15th -17th. Be There.
Monday Andrew is taking over hills while Jackie is gone the next couple of weeks. You won’t want to miss it.
Peace, love and cacti,
Jackie
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