I now present to you, “We Missed You” written by Jesse Buck-Brennan about the hardass Captain Kirk, I mean Kurt, I mean cheese kurds.
Coach Bombay, “Where’s Newmeyer?”
Reed, “I don’t know coach.”
Conway, “I think last night’s loss really got to him coach.”
Goldberg, “Not here coach!”
“Thanks Goldberg,” Coach Bombay.
Today our V formation was missing a duck. Sure they lost last night Kurt, but remember that ducks fly together. Just when you think they’re going to break apart, ducks fly together. When the wind blows hard and the sky is black, ducks fly together. When the roosters are crowing and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture, ducks fly together. When it’s 530am on a Wednesday and we verbaled, ducks fly together. Missed you Kurt.
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