As yearbook photo day quickly approaches, we held a trial run “costume day” today. Didn’t you notice? Yes, we all supported our favorite touch football teams by wearing jerseys, hats, and shirts which show our home team pride:
While most of us deleted the voicemail in our inbox regarding this assignment for Football Jersey Friday, we forgive you, and we hope that this post acts as the momentum shift to get us all costumed out for yearbook photos on WEDNESDAY.
Yes, today was just a trial run, a dress rehearsal to get everyone in the mindset that next Wednesday is game day. To reduce any further confusion… on game day we will not be wearing football gear…confused again? Our sport of choice is the lumberjack games, obviously, #NP5280 what!! what!! #FlannelFriday whoop!! whoop!!
So our attire on WEDNESDAY will be “Lumbersexual” themed. Still confused? Have no fear. Think lumberjack flannel mixed with dark & sexy body hair mixed with bulging muscles and plaid-patterned undergarments. That’s right, it’s pretty much the antithesis of your typical workout garb of the sweat-wicking / self-drying / tech-t-ing materials that allows our skin to breath.
Worried, that you may sweat through your flannel onesie? Don’t be… it’s a proven fact that Denver’s dry climate and crisp mornings propagates the adaptation of the human body to flannel attire. Proof:
Next thing, let us all get on Miss Morgan Anderson‘s good side now, as she will be shooting our yearbook photos on Wednesday. Miss Morgan has selflessly captured the tribe’s growth and beauty over the last year, and we commend her for her keen eye and photographic genius. For instance, you probably couldn’t even tell that there is a wretched mural behind this beautiful crew of super humans. #MsMorganArtShot :
Lt Daniel Flanniel
WED : 530/615A : CAPITOL BUILDING STAIRS (14th/Lincoln) : YEARBOOK PHOTOS : Wear/Share Lumberjack Flannel Hipster Sexual (??) Attire.
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