The Taste of c(ASS)i (DCA)

Matt.

Matt.

Matthew.

Yeah, you heard me. I used you’re full name. Thought you could sneak by, eh? Even the Canadians are a little flustered and that’s tough to do.

Let me back up for everyone that’s reading. Every Wednesday for the last few months now, we’ve had this thing called bag check, coat check, some variation of that. It’s a safe place for people to leave their things during the workout that’s not right next to the stairs. It’s a 20 second slow jog away. We’ve been having people volunteer their time roughly once every two years or so to watch ‘the stuff’. It’s a pretty nice system and everyone’s been gracious enough to follow through. And THEN…

You must have slept in. You were signed up to man the station. The worst part is, this isn’t the first time

We heard you went to the Men’s National US Soccer game Tuesday though so you probably didn’t make it all the way to bed…

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Although, I feel like you’re smart enough to set an alarm. I at least know you’re smart enough to acquire LOTS of beads…

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But it couldn’t be that. Were you stranded on a desert island…AGAIN?

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Or worse, stranded on a desert island while having to babysit?

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Why so sour? I mean, you must have heard that we were doing a new and improved version of the NBA Jamz workout because you OBVIOUSLY were practicing…

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Yeah we remember that filter too. Look. Whatever happened, it left a bad taste in our mouth.

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Yeah. That bad. Not anger. Not sadness. Just DISAPPOINTMENT. So next time our positivity is too bright for you, wear shades?

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WE MISSED YOU, MATT CASSI.

 

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