Thanks Be To Clovers – DEN

Dearly Beloved,

We are gathered here today to celebrate the…wait, wrong platform. And mawwiage is what bwings us togebba today…nope. Dammit. What the hell did we do this morning? Oh, right, PR clovers. Like T. Swift with a new boyfriend, I’m a little too excited. One of our core power couples, Christine and Erick got engaged after 8 years of dating bliss and chose to announce it to the tribe before the, now obligatory, social media blast. They’re two beautiful effing people, so if you don’t know them, I pity you, fool.

After lots of hugs and high pitched squeals – some from me, some from Matthew – we raced our phallus/clover track like cats who’d been hit in the ass with a scoop shovel. For those of you who didn’t grow up in the Midwest, or for those of you who don’t spank cats, that’s effing quick. PR’s and babies were made, hugs were had, I learned the correct words to Adele’s new song, Trista got the positivity award, then we went home.

Dan Graham wants me to wrap it up, but he can suck it because i’m gonna get sappy like a damn maple tree up in this piece. I love you. All of you. For who you are and what you bring to this group. So please, don’t stop. This time of year is rife with thanks and good tidings, but I challenge you to thank one person daily for the positive vibe they bring to your life. Not just through the holidays, but every damn day. We don’t do it enough. So here, today, I’m thankful for every single one of you for just showing up. You make being a co-leader one of the most rewarding experiences I’ve had and I love you for that.

Major Woody


FRI: Your fearless leaders will be in tryptophan induced comas in their various locations across the country. Luckily, two young studs have stepped up to lead you through the first day of Christmas(?)

5:30/6:15A Fitness in the City. Get get your butt kicked by Stefan Olander and Ryan Patton

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