Still Alive Bitches!

Last Friday of the Month….dun dun DUNNNNNNNNNNN

It’s like when you were little, and you knew that shuffling you feet across the carpet and touching the doorknob shocked the shit out of you. But you kept doing it anyway, and if you were honest with yourself, you kinda liked it. In fact, you loved it. The thrill, the anticipation, the knowledge that once it was over you could look into the eyes of your maker (or you brother) and go ‘Ha! Still alive bitches!’. The Final Hump is kind of like that. You know it’s coming. You know it will probably hurt. And you know that you will finish with 75 of your closest, sweaty, friends, and you’ll all be able to go “Ha! Still alive bitches! Fuck Yeah.” Oh, and did we mention that on top of that, you’ll be faster, stronger and ridiculously good looking?

The quest for 100 by 1 year is up and running (pun, intended). Did you know, NP SD has 1100 followers on Facebook? Well, if just 10% of all ya’ll rolled up on a Wednesday, BAM! there ya go! Numbers, they’re not my forte, but damn, they don’t lie. So get out there and find those kids who enjoy static electricity as much as you do! #3014 is still real, I wasn’t making that up last week, and it still won’t happen without you! Don’t wanna subject a newbie to the Final Hump straight away? Next week is a week you won’t wanna miss… kind like, um, the rest of them! So go find that new friend, bribe that new coworker, or drag your little brother to NP next week so you can prove to him, once again, that you are, in fact, super human (with, or without the static electricity).

Be Happy! Be Strong! Be BRIGHT SD!

PS – Party…I mean…Recruiting Papers! on Thursday Oct 2, 2014 – get the deets here:https://www.facebook.com/events/699073416847904/

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