She Thinks NP is Sexy

(To the tune of Kenny Chesney’s “She Thinks My Tractor’s Sexy”)

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Runnin’ these stairs in the hot Phoenix sun

Over round the butte lordy here they come

With a bottle full of water and even more energy

We make a little circle and we bounce on up

Get down do some burpees and stir a little dust

Just look at their face, they might seem crazy

 

They think NP is sexy

It really turns ‘em on

They’re always bouncin’ with me

And we runnin’ along

They like the way it’s burnin’ while we’re tearing up the stairs

They’re even kind of like it, doin’ workouts while in pairs

They’re the only ones who really understand what gets me

They think NP is sexy

 

We run up and down ‘til our lungs feel pierced

Give some sweaty hugs, make a face that looks fierce

Get down to the steps, sit back straight while the camera snaps

You know we got a dream and I’ll tell you what it is

We want #worldtakeover and #grassrootsgear for the kids

And a few more sets of burpees before we head back home

 

They think NP is sexy

It really turns ‘em on

They’re always bouncin’ with me

And we runnin’ along

They like the way it’s burnin’ while we’re tearing up the stairs

They’re even kind of like it, doin’ workouts while in pairs

They’re the only ones who really understand what gets me

They think NP is sexy

 

Well we ain’t into gyms, treadmill gallops

But if it hurts like a mother man our eyes light up

 

They think NP is

They think NP is sexy

It really turns ‘em on

They’re always bouncin’ with me

And we runnin’ along

They like the way it’s burnin’ while we’re tearing up the stairs

They’re even kind of like it, doin’ workouts while in pairs

They’re the only ones who really understand what gets me

They think NP is sexy

They think NP is sexy

They think NP is sexy

 

Wisconsin Notes

  • Oh, hey, we’re on TV next week. Check us out Thursday at 9am on ABC15’s Sonoran Living.
  • Mondays are an actual thing! Join us at 56th St and Camelback for 30 minutes of hill repeats. 6am
  • You’re going to be really sad if you miss Summit 4.0 this weekend in Toronto. There’s still time to get a flight; we’ll take care of everything else (but food)
  • It’s only been a couple hours, but I know you’re chomping at the bit for your yearbook photo. They will be dropping soon. Stay tuned!
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