We may never file for bankruptcy, but we can always liquidate our assets. Yes, liquidating your assets has something (but I’m not sure what) to do with working out. Feel free to make the connection in your own head. I wonder how many times I can say assets before it gets weird. Was it a coincidence that we ended up at a giant mega-chain that was going bankrupt, with a giant target of our own? Yes. Completely.
One of the things I learned today, was that the trick to landing it on the bullseye was to PR in a half marathon the day before. I’m not sure how it is related, but it is definitely related.
We are one week away from the Sunrise 6k. Yes, we realize that you have never raced a 6k before, so technically, we are all going to PR.
ps. Squats and squat jumps are definitely going to strengthen your assets. Yup, now it’s weird.
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