Like The Forgotten Middle Child, Leaders Forget It’s NPSF’s Birthday

We turned two last Thursday.

Remember when you turned two? Was there cake? Balloons? A couple new shiny toys? I didn’t get those things because I am a middle child. So I suppose it’s no surprise that I missed my own child’s birthday last week.

But in a scramble to make up for it, I thought I would list a few statistics for your viewing pleasure.

Since starting NPSF in May 2013:

– There have been over 2000 newbies

– Clayton has invented 29 workouts in the shape of a childhood board game

– Paddy has lived out his ‘Remember the Titans’ warm up dream 19 times

– The police have come to ‘say hi’ 4 times

– Mitch Westwood has hugged people in such a comforting way that 47 times he was left with a grown man sobbing on his shoulder for the remainder of the workout

– Weston has run with a shirt on 2 times

– Weston has attended 148 workouts

– Paddy has shown up to 89 workouts still drunk from the night before

– Laura has shown up to 192 workouts with no plan prior to arriving

– Tantek has passed Bill Gates as ‘the most influential person working in the computer world today’

-Andrew Hutchinson has made 52 girls stop dead in their tracks with admiration for such a beautiful specimen

– Jorge has completed 24 workouts with cookies shoved down his pants to keep warm for a post workout snack

– Sam Livermore has shattered my ear drums 8 times

-Between Kylie and Lindsay Bolt, there have been 32 hair style and color changes

SO MANY MORE THINGS TO LIST, SO LITTLE TIME.

Maybe I’ll continue the list Wednesday? Alta Plaza! 5:30 and 6:25 AM! GET SOME! DSC_0655

 

 

 

 

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