Parker, Parker, Parker…. aka the Ginga Ninja, aka the Pasty Gangsta, aka DJ Sleep Rapnea. Where you at this morning, breh? You were one of the first to verbal, you were working with a back-to-back double streak, you were looking strong going into your first race day and then a no show?!?!? C’MON MAN!!!
Looks like you and I will have a sit down and I will show you how to differentiate between “AM” and “PM” on your phone alarm. I just hope your warm, cozy bed was as satisfying as that smack down we put on those stairs today. And don’t worry, even though you missed #grassrootsgear day as well, I tagged a nightgown for ya.
We’ll see you next week, Dikembe Mutom-bro. Until then, hopefully your backhand is stronger than your verbal.