7:45 AM Enter my place of work, go to bathroom and change from neon spandex to scrubs.
7:46 AM Jason and Laura* are still planking
8:02 AM Sit down at my desk and procrastinate for another 20 minutes by eating my breakfast as slowly as fucking possible.
8:07 AM Jason and Laura are still planking
10:11 AM Pretending to do work, actually on face book. Can’t believe those lazy leaders haven’t posted photos yet. I want a new profile pic. I wonder how many times at 10 year old lapped me this morning. Hopefully they don’t call that out in the blog.
12:32 PM Jason and Laura are still planking.
12:42 PM Fourth meal of the day. All carbs.
2:46 PM YOU GUESSED IT, JASON AND LAURA ARE STILL FUCKING PLANKING
4:10 PM Ride my bike back to Aquatic Park to check pulses, give them water, sit on their backs.
4:22 PM Laura goes home. She has shit to do. Jason basks in victory under the San Francisco sunset. Oh, what a productive Monday it has been.
Wednesday: Alta Plaza Park, 6:24 AM. Come join the masses and continue with the 2015 total take down.
*This is not Laura the co-leader. Laura the co-leader is the self-confessed worst planker on the planet and collapses after 10 seconds. She blames this on her absurd milk intake as a child leading to abnormally heavy bones.
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