Big Black Penis (DEN)

I’ll apologize in advance for the title, Mother Dearest. Please don’t make me wash my mouth out with soap. You see, there is a perfectly good explanation for the title of this blog post.

First and foremost, our #NP5280 tribe was fueled by Voodooo Dounts this morning. Voodoo is a hip & cool counter-culture donut shop in Denver that does shit their own way, kinda grassrootsy, you know. Anyway, I got a  bug bucket of donuts this morning for the New Years Eve Morning tribe, yes literally a big bucket. When I opened the bucket to show the 5:30 group my bounty, the top donut in the bucket was their signature “Cock-N-Balls doughnut“. Again I apologize for the NC-17 rating, but I’m only trying to clarify to this mornings group why there was so much Penis talk. Anyway, our boy Brian Fedish was awarded the giant cream filled donut, for reason’s that I can only attest that our General thinks Brian’s last name is Fetish, and well… it doesn’t have to make sense cause our brains were frozen.

Now where was I, oh yes, the second reason why the blog post is titled as such is that it is friggin New Years Eve! Holler. I figured that the 15-other tribes would have blog post titles and content based on humping into the New Year or something of that caliber, so I instead used a lesson learned from the Brogan Graham Social Marketing 101 course that I took online last summer. The blog title is intended to catch the attention of the casual internet passersby.

Now that that is cleared up, let’s talk about our snow covered, -10F workout this morning. It was flipping fantastic!! We were all dressed in sequins and sparkles in preparation for tonites NYE celebration, and we were jazzed to run/bear crawl/squat our PR Clover course. No PR’s were achieved, though ScurvyJ has an innate ability to not let the snow slow him down.

After the workout, our resident Rump Shakah passed on the positivity award in a most uncanny manner…. by shaking her rump. Shakah to Eats, Voodoo to Fedish, the vibe is warm. Were you present?

HNY,

Lieutenant

THURSDAY: 11:30A: Mile High Beer Mile. This is going down. Be here to race, to watch, to revel. (2201 S. Clarkson St).

FRIDAY: 6:15A: Governor’s Park Hill. Bring a sled, a trashbag, or a mattress to this workout. We are going to sled down this here hill.  (700 Pennsylvania)

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