Laughs and things to do (YEG)

Testing, testing, 123…is this thing still on? Hello NP Can community I present to you a collection of bad jokes:

  • Why can’t fish sing on key? Because you can’t tuna fish
  • Whats made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe
  • You can’t plant flowers if you haven’t botany
  • I once tried to row across the Atlantic single handed…but I just kept going round in circles
  • Whats the longest word in the English language? Smiles. There is a mile between the first and last letter
  • If you are cold go stand in the corner. Its 90 degrees there
  • I’ve lost 20% of my sight…..sigh
  • Rob why don’t you stop telling terrible jokes and read a book instead…..that’s a novel idea
  • Its wrong to make a dad joke when you are not a dad. It’s a faux pa

Thank you thank you you can stop clapping and laughing at your screen I know I should quit my day job and go pro but this isn’t the time to discuss that haha.

I hope at least one of these made you laugh even just a little bit and I hope you are doing alright in your neck of the woods. Seeing your faces virtually and connecting with you has made a world of difference in my mental health and I looking forward to continuing to do so. I do not have much more to say other than that. Perhaps words of inspiration will come to me in the next few weeks but for now I just hope this helped bring a smile to your face and that you are doing well. read more

Learning how to Zoom (still) (Ottawa)

We thought we had this thing figured out didn’t we- did anyone else have a momemtary panic they were going to miss the workout this morning, when you signed in and realized you had no idea WHAT the password is? Have I ever had to put in a password? Did I miss a post? How early is it? FOMO is at an all time high. The possibility of missing it is a real challenge. The workout has been posted, I can do it on my own, but I woke up to do this WITH everyone else, on zoom and at 6:29. Well, at 6:26-6:32am, multiple messages being tossed about the virtual world, “What’s the password?” “it’s not working” “it won’t let me in” well, you were not the only ones my friend. We were just as surprised as you, and in fact, we made the NP link so long ago, that I’m not even sure how we would have found the password for that original link. Well, it was great while it lasted. Security is up, which is great, and another change tossed our way. But how quick did things adjust this morning? In about 6 minutes. We were moving that spoon about bouncing while people logged in around 6:33 to the new zoom code SO quick, and jumped in to Row, Row, Row your boat, and quickly into the movement of the day. read more

#SeenOnMyRun (YEG)

We miss all of you so much and wanted to do a special workout together on the holiday. We’ll all find a way to connect virtually, and do the same workout, at the same time, in separate locations.

Date: Monday May 18th
Time: 7:00am -8:10am
Location: Anywhere outdoors

7:00am – On our Instagram Story, we’ll post a list of 10 things you’ll need to find on your run/ride/walk. Your starting point is wherever you are.   read more