DENVER NOTES (ALL CAPS, ALL YELLING IN MONTY PYTHON ACCENT):
- FOR THE FIRST WORKOUT IN A MONTH, KIPP SHOWED UP IN “NORMAL” CLOTHES. DISAPPOINTMENT ENSUED.
- ALSO FOR THE FIRST WORKOUT IN A MONTH, THE 530 CREW WAS DWARFED BY THE 615 SHOW. COOKIE COMAS ARE VERY, VERY REAL, BUT SO ARE FROWNS AND TEARS 🙁
- NP5280 NOW LEADS THE NP-VERSE IN PUPPY PER CAPITA. THIS IS A REAL STAT, PROBABLY KEPT BY SOMEONE IN A CALIFORNIA TRIBE CLAIMING THEY HAVE A “REAL JOB.”
- BOTH STACEY CHA AND GENERAL MOLLY THAYER BACKED OUT ON THEIR VERBALS TO #JUSTSHOWUP. WE CAN ONLY HOPE THAT WHATEVER YOU WERE DOING WAS HALF AS GOOD AS LEAVING YOUR FRIENDS SOBBING UNCONTROLLABLY.
We haven’t made much hoopla about it, but that was the last workout of 2016, friends! As a tribe, we’ve had an incredible year and have an even stronger core group than the year before. As leaders, we love that shit. You don’t know this, but half the time, my morning poo is due primarily to nervousness that no one is going to be there when I walk up. The fact that we have such a solid core showing up week-in and week-out just tells us that we’re all doing something right.
Of all the great things we’ve done I have a few that stick out in my mind, but you don’t care about that shit. We each have our own experiences and that’s the coal that makes this love train roll. SO, I want EVERYONE who reads this to post either on your own wall or in the comments, your greatest NP memory from 2016. Pictures, drawings, songs, sand art, interpretive dance all welcome to display your love for the tribe.
Don’t lose that vibe. Don’t fake that funk.
WEDNESDAY @ Capitol Building Steps, 14th & Lincoln, 530/615