We Missed You

If you decided that staying in bed was better option than working out with your friends (who you promised that you’ll be there) than your face will be featured here.

Patrick Lowder & Matt Classen: WE MISSED YOU!

Don’t act so surprised, gentlemen. You had this one coming… Patrick Lowder. Matt Classen. You boys are fast. But where were you Wednesday morning? Instead of just showing up and rising to shine with the rest of us, you were…

We Missed You Today, Danger (IND).

Have you seen this Man(bun)? Reward of a Sebastian if found, unharmed. As 5:28am ticked onward toward 5:30am, the tribe looked northwest searching for Danger. To our dismay, a blue bicycle with Las Vegas dice did not crest the horizon…

We Missed You Grace (LAX)

We Missed You Grace (LAX)

What an uneventful morning for Dr. Hu (Who). She woke up, ate some short bread cookies for breakfast then headed straight to work missing such a vital part of her morning. NP. If you look at Exhibit A below you…

We Missed You Miss Saul

We Missed You Miss Saul

Well, It finally happened this morning. I don’t know if you just had such an awesome weekend that you couldn’t wake your sleepy little head up, but you fucked up. You slept in. You missed out. You were missed. …  During the bounce I looked around.  Our girl, Emily Saul (‘Em…

We Missed You, Danielle! (DEN)

As recollected by our Shelby Dee:  Not everyone in our amazing mile-high tribe may know the beautiful, wonderful, sassy, and sometimes grumpy Danielle. She is an exclusive 5:30 girl because her job AS A LIBRARIAN (geek!) requires her to be…

We Missed You Today, Nonnie! (YEG)

We Missed You Today, Nonnie! (YEG)

To be honest, I was expecting this write up to be come from the Nonnie’s mother, talking about how she has finally been disappointed in her daughter for the first time in history. The only person who can do a…

#WeMissedYou Katie (VB)

#WeMissedYou Katie (VB)

Dear Katie, Two weeks ago when Marsha gave you the #NP_Hero Cape (2nd Time, might I add & well deserved for all that you do for the tribe) You have been with us since day one and are also the…

We missed you Mitch (CHI)

We missed you Mitch (CHI)

Dear Mitch, You are extremely tall and very hard to miss in a crowd. There was the possibility that we might not have looked high enough to locate you but alas I do not think that was the case. Your…

We Missed You, Paul (YWG)

We Missed You, Paul (YWG)

This is Paul. Many of you will recognize Paul’s smiling face as one of our most passionate and energetic tribe members. Many of you may not know that Paul has been a behind the scenes helper in many of the…

We Missed you This Morning, Wemons!

Yesterday, I was practicing my mall rat impression at this 3 letter mall near where I grew up, and managed to get verbals from two people, Zoe and Raquel! These were the last two people I interacted with last nite,…